I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. 

 Chona Man in the Museum

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Chona Man: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! 

 Marry as per Indian law

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!  

Aap papa ban gaye

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!