:) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
:) Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A. Beer in each hand!
:) I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
:) If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
:) Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A. Beer in each hand!
:) I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
:) If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
