Joyd-Mongal

Joydeb asks to Mongolda in the gym:
"I want 2 impress that beautiful girl ,
which machine can I use?"
Mongolda replies: "Use the ATM"




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Children in the dark cause accidents,
accidents in the dark cause children.


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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive...
so I took her to the Gas Station.

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. 

 Chona Man in the Museum

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Chona Man: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! 

 Marry as per Indian law

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!  

Aap papa ban gaye

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
 

A lino is a brother of a mouse

A lion was getting married.

At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, "All the best my brother... good luck...."

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?"

The Mouse replied, "I was also a lion before I got married.”

FSc -MSc-Behind every successful man-

There was a name plate out at the gate of a kuchutekumar's house.

“kuchutekumar Dutta FSc”
“Dolly Dutta MSc”

A man asked to kuchutekumar: Sir which subject your wife had in MSc and you in FSc?

kuchutekumar replied: I dont know about the subjects but MSc means “mother of seven children” and FSc means “Father of seven children.”
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Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”
What do we learn from it?
1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman

Jeweler and a ‘Jewel’! Lover boy

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."

IT'S Not Only Sports It's Also A Fun

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Chonaman kuchutekumar with Kathinath ratanku gajanku Jokes

 Gajanku and a Barber


Gajanku: "How mach for haircut?"
Barber: "20 Rupees."
Gajanku: "How much for a Shave?"
Barber: "Ten rupees."
Gajanku: "Great-shave my head, please!"
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Kathinath's wife: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Ratanku's wife: "I couldn't lift the table."!
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Chonaman kuchutekumar Jokes

kuchutekumar mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Chonaman aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
kuchutekumar – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

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Chonaman : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
kuchutekumar : Google Kaur.
Chonaman: Ye kaisa naam hai?
kuchutekumar : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

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Chonaman : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Chonaman : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?


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Wife to kuchutekumar : “You don’t love me at all”
kuchutekumar points towards their five children and says
“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”

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Funny Jokes Kathinath and Ratanku

Titanic was sinking.

Kathi nath : How much the earth is far from here?

Ratanku: 1 kilo meter.

Kathi nath jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"

Ratanku: Downwards !

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So miser

Kathinath: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Ratanku: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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Neighbor Jokes

Neighbor Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Neighbor Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

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Laloo and Rabri Joke

 Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."

Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.

Tale of Life

Give me some sunshine give me some rain ..give me an another chance to grow up once again



  I can't sleeping without my wife