Farao der chara chori

Identify them

KNOW THEM ?

fun of the day

:) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
:) Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
     A. Beer in each hand!
:) I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
:) If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

Joyd-Mongal

Joydeb asks to Mongolda in the gym:
"I want 2 impress that beautiful girl ,
which machine can I use?"
Mongolda replies: "Use the ATM"




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Children in the dark cause accidents,
accidents in the dark cause children.


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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive...
so I took her to the Gas Station.

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. 

 Chona Man in the Museum

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Chona Man: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! 

 Marry as per Indian law

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!  

Aap papa ban gaye

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!