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Farao der chara chori

Identify them

KNOW THEM ?

fun of the day

:) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
:) Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
     A. Beer in each hand!
:) I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
:) If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

Joyd-Mongal

Joydeb asks to Mongolda in the gym:
"I want 2 impress that beautiful girl ,
which machine can I use?"
Mongolda replies: "Use the ATM"




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Children in the dark cause accidents,
accidents in the dark cause children.


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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive...
so I took her to the Gas Station.