fun of the day

:) Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
:) Q. What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
     A. Beer in each hand!
:) I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months- I don’t like to interrupt her.
:) If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

Joyd-Mongal

Joydeb asks to Mongolda in the gym:
"I want 2 impress that beautiful girl ,
which machine can I use?"
Mongolda replies: "Use the ATM"




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Children in the dark cause accidents,
accidents in the dark cause children.


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My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive...
so I took her to the Gas Station.

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything

I want to share Everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first. 

 Chona Man in the Museum

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Chona Man: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! 

 Marry as per Indian law

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!  

Aap papa ban gaye

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
 

A lino is a brother of a mouse

A lion was getting married.

At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion, "All the best my brother... good luck...."

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother another Lion grabs the mouse and asks, "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your brother?"

The Mouse replied, "I was also a lion before I got married.”

FSc -MSc-Behind every successful man-

There was a name plate out at the gate of a kuchutekumar's house.

“kuchutekumar Dutta FSc”
“Dolly Dutta MSc”

A man asked to kuchutekumar: Sir which subject your wife had in MSc and you in FSc?

kuchutekumar replied: I dont know about the subjects but MSc means “mother of seven children” and FSc means “Father of seven children.”
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Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”
What do we learn from it?
1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman

Jeweler and a ‘Jewel’! Lover boy

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."