Titanic was sinking.
Kathi nath : How much the earth is far from here?
Ratanku: 1 kilo meter.
Kathi nath jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Ratanku: Downwards !
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So miser
Kathinath: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Ratanku: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Neighbor Jokes
Neighbor Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?
Neighbor Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.
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Laloo and Rabri Joke
Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."
Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.
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